Honest-to-god conversation with a new client

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I hate the color yellow. Don’t ever use it. Nothing good has ever been yellow: urine, dead skin, um, hippy’s shirts, the desert… you get the point.”

Me: “What about lions?”

Client: “Lions are just fruity tigers.”

Lions are just fruity tigers.

<smothering giggles>

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    True. That is what lions are.
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    @mattnguyen, hahahaha.
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